|I'm a / We're a...:
||Height / Weight proportionate
Man for Dating
||Christian / Catholic
||Yes, living with me
|I get around town via: Car, Walk
|My dietary preferences are: Indiscriminant Omnivore
|I spend my free time: Reading, Creating, Watching movies, Dining out, Working, Skiing, being a mom
Pragmatic Risk Taker Seeks Partner
Transplant from the sunny shores of New Jersey. Currently raising my daughter in Burlington, VT, but she's off to college next year, so the world will once again be my oyster.
Things and people that make me laugh: Arrested Development, Schitt's Creek, Denis Leary, The Office, Parks & Rec, Howard Stern. I am an absolute sucker for dogs, any animals really, but dogs really take the cake. Sometimes literally and that is the best.
I run my own business, I'm a marketing copywriter, and I'm also in the process of getting my Master's in Creative Writing. My favorite hobby lately has been looking at used RVs because I could conceivably take my business with me on the road. I keep telling my daughter, currently a senior in high school, that I'm going to drop her at college in the RV and take off. She doesn't find this very funny. I do, though, so I keep saying it :)
The amazingly cute dog in the photos is Molly, our rescue pittie. She is a shameless lip kisser and will be your best friend for a butt scratch. I am a little more discerning and my breath is better than hers. Truth be told, she has my daughter and I wrapped around her velvety paw and I'd probably murder anyone who even looked at her sideways.
So enough about me, what about you? What makes you laugh? What songs do you sing really loudly in the car? Drop me a line and tell me about it.
Name your guiltiest, most lurid pleasure. Eating whipped cream straight from the can
Three things that I want from my ideal mate are... transparency, honesty, and laughter
My favorite date activity is... with our weather, this is a fairly seasonal question for me. During the warm months I love to be outside, in the cold months I like to keep busy, whether it's bowling or seeing a new movie.
The last time I made an ass out of myself, I... laughed my ass off.
I've been told I resemble this celebrity... Courtney Love. Just kidding! Years ago it was Demi Moore. Let me stress the 'years ago' part.
What is the one thing that you love that everybody else hates? Mayonnaise.
Quote a line from your favorite movie. there are far too many to name, but here goes one - well, actually, it's two:
"Do they blow up into funny shapes and all?"
"Well, only if round is funny." - Raising Arizona
What is the one thing you hate that everybody else loves? according to my teenager, it's the LL Bean man slippers she wears at school.
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, it would be: Flatbread.
Two books everyone should read are: Any kind of Mad Magazine;
Straight Man by Richard Russo
What is your most prized possession? My daughter
If you are a super-hero, what is your power? To make all dessert calories immediately disappear upon consumption.
If you could change one thing about Vermont, it would be: Now that I am no longer ski sherpa for my child, I'm probably going to go with the weather. I like it snowy through the holidays, then I'm done.
I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are bicyclists who ride in the middle of the road and too many bumper stickers on a car
On a Saturday night you will most likely find me having a glass of wine at one of the local watering holes with my pals
My favorite part about winter is watching my daughter fly down the slope during her ski races
My favorite snack is apples and peanut butter
My astrological sign is Gemini and that gives me the right to be mercurial
I always yell at the TV when the Red Sox are beating the Yankees
I couldn't live without indoor plumbing
If you like me, you'd better like Comedy Central and The Weather Channel
One sport I will never get is golf. Sorry, seems like a good way to ruin a perfectly fine walk.
If you have a pet, it better not be something rabid
The first section I turn to in Seven Days is the astrology - what else is there?
My ideal partner would be in the same to similar age range.
The quickest way to my heart is to make me laugh The quickest way to my bed is take the stairs, otherwise you'll have to use a ladder and climb in through the window. And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked scrambled with cinnamon.
Something I learned from the last person I dated is if someone's not ready, they're not ready
It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm at hot yoga. I know, sometimes I can't believe it, either.
Something people keep buying me as gifts and I never use is napkin holders
When I die, I believe I will go on
Shower singer or Karaoke singer
Steak or Sushi
Church or Brunch
Murphy's Law or Karma
Reno 911 or Cops
Microbrew or Bud
Homebody or Busybody
Electric or Acoustic
Happy Holidays or Bah humbug!
Cow's milk or Soy milk
Ski or Snowboard
Email or Snail mail
Dinner and a movie or Pizza and a rental
Half empty or Half full
Talk or Action
Yankees or Red Sox
Cat or Dog
Get mad or Get even
Black or Cream & sugar
Jack Black or Jack White
Yoga or Aerobics
Ben & Jerry's or Creemees
Hiking or Hunting
American Flatbread or Domino's
PC or MAC
Fox News or The Daily Show
Theater or Night Club
Health Food Store or Shaw's
Starbucks or Capitol Grounds
Morning Bird or Night Owl
Church St. or Maple Tree Place
SUV or Hybrid
Wireless or Landline
Swimming Pool or Bolton Pots
Designer Decor or Thrift-Store Chic