Seven Days Personals - Introducing: Vermonters

west side of north winooski st between community health center and pho hung. you were on the sidewalk and i think you were with a dog. i was on my bike rushing to make the light. you smiled at me, probably because i looked silly racing down the street.

When: Monday, July 13, 2026

Where: N. Winooski Ave

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Monday, July 13, 2026

You: looks great in neon pink mesh. Me: wondering how I can get a pink vest to wear to the Queer Arts Fest too--if I volunteer, can we hang out? Now I gotta ask, are we just doing a bit about a tick with a tit that got bit?

When: Wednesday, July 1, 2026

Where: North Branch River

I saw a: Genderqueer

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Friday, July 10, 2026

Beautiful redhead in a White MB
you looked bored in the parking lot of the local thrift store. If you want to fix that I've got an ocean front suite in York Beach. Want to run away with me for a few days. A little naughty never hurt anybody.

When: Wednesday, July 8, 2026

Where: thrift store parking lot

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Thursday, July 9, 2026

Must enjoy Nice Hotels, Balconies rooftop pools, unfortgetable views, eating like a local, dancing until closing time, and getting lost in Montréal. Compensation includes pastries, cocktails, unforgettable memories, and nonstop laughs. Already found my favorite blonde, now I just hope shes ready!

When: Friday, July 24, 2026

Where: Montréal

I saw a: Man

I am a: Man

Date posted: Tuesday, July 7, 2026

a gorgeous blonde who somehow makes everything brighter. Shes always drifting, laughing, stealing bites of food, wearing the best outfits, and smiling like she doesnt have a care in the world. If you know a girl who turns ordinary weekends into unforgettable adventures, tell her I'm still looking for our next one together. MONTREAL?

When: Saturday, June 13, 2026

Where: all over Vermont

I saw a: Man

I am a: Man

Date posted: Tuesday, July 7, 2026

I can't stop thinking about this girl I kept seeing over July 4th weekend... I think her name started with a B.
She had the biggest smile in every crowd, sparkling blue eyes that were impossible to miss, and bright white sneakers that somehow always caught my attention.
The first time I noticed her, she was walking around Downtown Burlington on July 3rd, carrying a purple blanket and getting ready to listen to music and watch the fireworks.
Then, somehow... I saw her again the next day in Milton on the Fourth of July with the same Blanket.
And then Again in North Beach on the 5th...How is this even possible... WE must be in SYNC, Connected or destiny... or maybe Vermont is just a really small state.
Either WAY... We have the same hobbies and itineria, we might as well do it together! Message me here if you want to keep running into each other!

When: Saturday, July 4, 2026

Where: downtown, Milton, North Beach

I saw a: Man

I am a: Man

Date posted: Tuesday, July 7, 2026

You looked confused at Tractor Supply in Montpelier so I asked if you needed help (even though I don't work there). I helped you find a "small gas can". You were beautiful and seemed kind so I just assumed you weren't available but now I'm kicking myself for not chatting.

When: Monday, June 29, 2026

Where: Tractor Supply, Montpelier

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Tuesday, July 7, 2026

Years ago I missed my chance to thank you. You asked why I looked so familiar. It did not click until after that needed care was settled and I thought why you would ask me that. Then I remembered why. You saved the life of another of my family. I stayed to comfort them through the care and must of stood out even with all you must see. If only I looked at you square instead of gesturing with my other family member. But your smart care saved a life years ago right in front of me. I wanted to thank you.

When: Tuesday, July 6, 2021

Where: your work

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Monday, July 6, 2026

When: Slightly after 5 PM on Friday, July 3rd
Where: The intersection of North Street and Elmwood
You: Sitting very pretty on your motorbike at the south end of the Elmwood-North Street intersection between the graveyard and the bar waiting for the light to change.
Me: On the northeast corner of the Intervale-North Street intersection pressing the pedestrian crosswalk button and walking back to wait in the shade thinking: “My goodness, that woman on that motorbike looks sweet.” Getting into the shade and looking back across the intersection: “Yep, extremely sweet.” It seemed to me that you were looking at me too, but I was standing near the traffic light and you had sunglasses on so it may have just been my wishful thinking imagining it.
You: Once the light changed, riding through the intersection right past me traveling north on Intervale looking better and better to me the closer you got until you passed by me with the “whoosh” which one feels in beauty’s wake.
This is the second time now that you’ve knocked me off my axis. I remember seeing you once before, about a month and a half or so ago in front of Jake ONE’s Market, so I know that you also look great off your motorbike with your helmet off. I should have tried to talking to you then … I had passed you and I hesitated a bit and thought about turning around and waiting for you … but you seemed to be in a rush and it would have been awkward to hover around to talk to you.
You are a fine looking woman. They ought to pay your parents an annual stipend for creating someone as beautiful as you. If by some celestial miracle you are not involved with anyone, please respond to this ad. I would love to take you out and get to know you. The truth is is that you’d probably be doing both of us a favor by responding because you’d probably end up liking me too. We could make this a memorable summer, me and you.

When: Friday, July 3, 2026

Where: intersection of North St. and Elmwood

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Saturday, July 4, 2026

Dearest Lone Star,
What do you call a freshwater crustacean's parasitic, arachnid girlfriend? (Or, if you prefer, what do you call that same parasite after it gets pinched in the North Branch River?)
You: Cool earrings, musing about fruit with butts.
Me: Trying to be a helpful guy about town with medium success.
Find me at the Queer Arts Fest in a cute pink vest!

When: Saturday, June 27, 2026

Where: Montpelier

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Genderqueer

Date posted: Friday, July 3, 2026