You; black subaru, backwards baseball cap, shades. Me; silver audi, blonde hair, shades. We played catch me if you can from winooski to essex in our cars, then you passed me at 5 corners, you did a double take. I stayed on 15 you took a right onto 2. Want to do that double take again?

When: Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Where: Route 15

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Wednesday, July 26, 2017

To the sweetest, cutest, friendliest cashier at Healthy Living, looking sleepy-eyed from being up so early to milk those happy UVM cows: if I were a little younger I'd take you out for ice cream myself!

When: Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Where: Healthy Living Market & Cafe

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Was great to be with you again...it had been too long! I miss those beautiful dark eyes, that sexy smile and seeing you every day.

When: Thursday, July 20, 2017

Where: Rossignol Park

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Sunday, July 23, 2017

but i don't think you live there. you just went on a canoe trip. i hope it was the right mix of so much fun and not so much fun, that you want to do it again, but this time you want to bring someone like me along. i can totally bring the tent, and my medical card, too...

When: Monday, June 26, 2017

Where: in a setting so professional, it made me want to act unprofessionally

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Saturday, July 22, 2017

On June 20, 2017 at around 8 PM on the outdoor patio at Burlington Bay Market, I took several photos of you because you were behind my friend and looked exactly like her. I took many photos, because I could not believe it. You might have noticed, and I wish I had shown you the photos. You're a white female, wear red or maroon or brown glasses, your head is shaved except for short dark blond hair on the top, you wore a long sleeve light blue collared shirt, black shorts or capris, and you were eating fish tacos. Oh, you were wearing a leather bracelet with shells on it on your left wrist. I simply want to give you a copy of the photo, because the likeness between you and my friend is incredible.

When: Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Where: Burlington Bay Market outdoor patio at 8 PM

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Saturday, July 22, 2017

I was having a stressful day working the boats. Your people brought me water and you, the beautiful blonde, joked about riding off in a boat together. I never got the chance to flirt it up when you came back, but if the offer still stands let's take a tandem and get lost.

When: Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Where: Sandbar State Park

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Friday, July 21, 2017

You in jean shorts, with your friend "settled up" with the Barkeeper - you like to dance, suggested I should like to dance, asked why I don't like to dance (I'm too tall and don't drink) - on your way out suggested I should learn to dance.

When: Thursday, July 20, 2017

Where: Zenbarn

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Friday, July 21, 2017

I spotted you at Kingsland Bay on Thursday. We chatted on the dock, you just in from swimming, me just heading out. I'm from Burlington...you? If single, care to meet up for a swim or kayak and continue the conversation? I know you read Seven Days. Hope you see this.

When: Thursday, July 20, 2017

Where: Kingsland Bay

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Friday, July 21, 2017

When: 7/13
Where: Lake Elmore
Like a vision you pulled into the Elmore Store on your adorable red scooter with your sexy beard cascading through your helmet. I was the girl in the sandwich line wishing I could work up the nerve to say hello. Your extra hots had me feeling the same. Hit me up if you want to make an extra spicy sandwich.
-foxykitten17

When: Thursday, July 13, 2017

Where: Lake Elmore

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Tuesday, July 18, 2017

You were ordering food at the food truck I was working at. I commented on your dreadlocks. Your name was Ashley and you were carrying a baby. I'd love to get to chat!

When: Saturday, July 15, 2017

Where: Do Good Fest, Montpelier

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Tuesday, July 18, 2017