Seven Days Personals - Introducing: Vermonters

You: looks great in neon pink mesh. Me: wondering how I can get a pink vest to wear to the Queer Arts Fest too--if I volunteer, can we hang out? Now I gotta ask, are we just doing a bit about a tick with a tit that got bit?

When: Wednesday, July 1, 2026

Where: North Branch River

I saw a: Genderqueer

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Friday, July 10, 2026

Felt weird about it, but for some reason I felt compelled to do it. Hopefully that was ok. Would be fun if there was a mutual connection. Very…compelling…looking :).

When: Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Where: Essex

I saw a: Non-binary person

I am a: Man

Date posted: Tuesday, June 30, 2026

You looked confused at Tractor Supply in Montpelier so I asked if you needed help (even though I don't work there). I helped you find a "small gas can". You were beautiful and seemed kind so I just assumed you weren't available but now I'm kicking myself for not chatting.

When: Monday, June 29, 2026

Where: Tractor Supply, Montpelier

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Tuesday, July 7, 2026

City Market south, 06/29 @ 6:30pm. Your hair was wavy and a little wet, with a beach towel wrapped around you. I should have come said something before I got in the checkout line. Two turtle tatts on your left arm, no way you see this.

When: Monday, June 29, 2026

Where: City Market South End

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Monday, June 29, 2026

Yesterday afternoon I was sitting on a bench by the Winooski River & your daughter approached me, she began taking to me, but due to recent character defamation from a mother in my building who's been bullying me, I haven't been myself lately. Your girl had beautiful blonde hair & a sparkling demeanor. I saw you both again this morning & she approached me once more & blew bubbles for me with her fabulous new butterfly bubble wand & it made my day. Thank her for me.

When: Sunday, June 28, 2026

Where: the Winooski River

I saw a: Group

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Sunday, June 28, 2026

Dearest Lone Star,
What do you call a freshwater crustacean's parasitic, arachnid girlfriend? (Or, if you prefer, what do you call that same parasite after it gets pinched in the North Branch River?)
You: Cool earrings, musing about fruit with butts.
Me: Trying to be a helpful guy about town with medium success.
Find me at the Queer Arts Fest in a cute pink vest!

When: Saturday, June 27, 2026

Where: Montpelier

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Genderqueer

Date posted: Friday, July 3, 2026

On Friday 6/26 around 5pm you approached me at the Hannaford in Brattleboro to tell me so sweetly that you found me attractive. I shared that I found you attractive, too... Why didn't I ask more about you? I regret not taking the opportunity to get to know you a bit - your honesty, humility, courage and sweetness warmed my heart and intrigued me. I'd like to see you again.

When: Friday, June 26, 2026

Where: Brattleboro Hannaford

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Monday, June 29, 2026

You: male, leather hat, great smile. Me: female, red and pink floral dress. At the Shelburne contra dance on June 26. We danced a lot and had a good time. I left before the break and wished I had gotten your phone number. Will you be at the dance in Montpelier? See you there?

When: Friday, June 26, 2026

Where: Shelburne contra dance

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Saturday, June 27, 2026

You were standing by the bulk goods with your child and I was in the express line with mine. We exchanged a long look of….recognition? Curiosity? Appreciation? I didn’t notice exactly what you were shopping for, but if you ever wanted to get together for coffee (or peanut butter) I am available.

When: Sunday, June 21, 2026

Where: Hunger Mountain Co-op

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Monday, June 22, 2026

We ran into you and your birthday kiddo last week while hunting for the elusive squishy toys that kids are going nuts for these days. We struck gold at one spot, and struck out at the next. I shared some other spot you might want to look. Did you have anymore luck? I started wondering if I’d have any luck with you seeing this. Hopefully!

When: Saturday, June 20, 2026

Where: University Mall

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Tuesday, June 23, 2026