Seven Days Personals - Introducing: Vermonters

I keep seeing this beautiful sun-kissed blonde out riding jet skis on Lake Champlain. Every time I spot her, she's out there living her best summer life, and I never seem to get the chance to say hello. If you're out there, I'd love to get to know you and spend the rest of the summer riding together, chasing sunsets, and making memories on the water.

When: Wednesday, May 13, 2026

Where: Lake Champlain

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Wednesday, June 17, 2026

I Spy a curly-haired carpenter on Lime Kiln Road. You were outside working on a porch in a white T-shirt with what looked like a chop saw. I slowed down to take a closer look, but I didn’t want to drive by twice because I was afraid you would notice me, and I’m pretty shy. Your curls caught my eye, and I’ve always had a thing for a handyman. I’d love to get to know you. Can we meet for a walk sometime?

When: Tuesday, May 12, 2026

Where: on Lime Kiln Road in Charlotte

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Tuesday, May 12, 2026

You were in a black crosstrek i was in a white van. we locked eyes at the light in front of Lowes Essex.
Gosh Dang you're a supermodel. I'd love to take you out and get our chat on.

When: Monday, May 4, 2026

Where: Lowe's, Essex

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Monday, May 18, 2026

A Very nice gentleman was encountered at the Barre Re-Store. I enjoyed the fact that we bumped into each other at least four times and you excused yourself every time. I said "You're fine" and you quipped it was because that you worked out. I said "I like you're cattitude". I looked you in the eyes and saw your very nice hair and you were holding a large assortment of tangled yarn skeins. I'm extremely curious about you. If you are looking for a friend this is where we can start.

When: Monday, May 4, 2026

Where: Barre ReSOURCE

I saw a: Man

I am a: Man

Date posted: Monday, May 4, 2026

We were at Shaw's in Randolph near closing time on Friday, 5/1. You apologized sweetly for stepping back near my cart, even though it was absolutely fine. Your look was so kind and open. I smiled. We passed each other in another aisle, but I was out of gas from the week and couldn't think of anything to say (also, I might have been starstruck from our earlier encounter). Can we shop together?

When: Friday, May 1, 2026

Where: Shaw's, Randolph

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Costco Wednesday 4/29. You were the pretty lady sitting in the eye care department. I was the guy with the empty cart checking you out (when I wasn’t checking out the big screen tvs). Pretty sure I caught you checking me out too. I hope I didn’t give off the stalker vibe, but you really looked familiar. Have you seen me before?
If you’re not another stalker and you were in fact checking me out, reply here and tell me your name.

When: Wednesday, April 29, 2026

Where: Costco

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Friday, May 1, 2026

Bullying & verbally assaulting your disabled child & your disabled neighbor is indefensible, as is spreading untrue & juvenile gossip throughout the building. The impulsive choice you made to immediately file a police report—despite not having witnessed the situation—instead of having a simple, civil conversation with me was irresponsible & damaging. I hope you take the opportunity to address the unresolved anger driving your intentionally harmful actions! In the words of Stormzy: Do Better!
Karma

When: Friday, April 24, 2026

Where: Winooski

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Wednesday, April 29, 2026

City Market South cafe around 10:30 on Wednesday April 21st, you were sitting by the windows enjoying the Spring sunlight and sharing a bit of food with a young girl companion (a daughter, maybe?). I breezed through the room far too quickly despite an urge to linger intensified by an intriguing detail that sparked my curiosity: a Claddagh ring worn in a rather intentional way. I should have inquired. Maybe you’ll grant a chance to amend my error.

When: Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Where: City Market South

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Wednesday, April 22, 2026

You know what that means. Here's to (at least) 16 more years spending copper to build sub-optimal, non-synergistic decks filled with curses, estates and safety duchys. We've got long to go before that third supply pile runs out, either way I'll have more victory points :)

When: Friday, April 17, 2026

Where: in the hinterlands

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Thursday, April 16, 2026

I went to Crow Bookstore to see if they were hiring. While there, I was left speechless at how pretty you were. I awkwardly complimented your sweater, and hastily left. I wish I was able to get to know you a little better, either romantically or just as friends.

When: Thursday, April 16, 2026

Where: Crow Bookshop

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Friday, April 24, 2026