Seven Days Personals - Introducing: Vermonters

I picked up your gloves when they fell off the roof of your Volvo, driving down the hill from Trapps. I was driving a red truck with Montana plates, my friend was in the passenger seat and she chased you down at the stop sign. I thought you were cute and looked friendly. I was frazzled by the glove chase and the traffic and the whole drive home I regretted not asking if you were single and live around here! Are you?!

When: Sunday, March 15, 2026

Where: Stowe

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Sunday, March 15, 2026

Attractive gal with beautiful eyes in a pink sweater behind me in the bar line.
We spoke about the slow service and you mentioned the eye candy making drinks. I loved your earrings you bought for yourself for valentines day.
I would love a shot to get together for a drink
another evening.

When: Friday, March 6, 2026

Where: Old Post

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Monday, March 9, 2026

Posting this in Seven Days since it’s 2026 and Craigslist Missed Connections is no longer a viable option.
I “stole” one of your poles in the Madonna I lift line at Smugglers’ Notch during Presidents’ week. You’re a divorced Dad from Massachusetts with a backpack full of inhalers and PB&J sandwiches you swore weren’t soggy (yet we both knew they were). You have twin boys (whose names start with M and H) and a younger daughter. We talked about twin birthday parties and skiing solo with kids, and then got off the lift without exchanging names or numbers. I’d like to fix that.
If you’ve thought about that chairlift conversation too I’d love to hear from you. And if you may know who this is please feel free to pass this post along.
Signed,
The divorced mom in the white jacket who roasted your lunch

When: Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Where: Smugglers' Notch Madonna I Chairlift

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Monday, March 9, 2026

You, blonde female wearing silver boots and silver skirt

When: Saturday, March 7, 2026

Where: South Burlington

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Monday, March 9, 2026

Like Cathy and Heathcliff,
We are eternally doomed.
No matter how many women
You try to fill the hole I left
In your heart,
None will fit quite like me.
Whatever our souls are
Made of, yours and mine
Are the same.
Except you’re a monster
Who won’t be tamed.

When: Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Where: Bakers

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Saturday, March 7, 2026

I startled you when we both got out of our cars. We waited in line together. I'm pretty sure I remember your name, and I am 100% sure you are naturally pretty. I have no idea what your status is but if you wanted to meet for coffee, a drink, a walk.. I feel like you're worth asking.

When: Thursday, March 5, 2026

Where: Colchester High School

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Friday, March 6, 2026

Hey shy guy, thanks for "teaching" me how to ice fish at Perkins Pier at the poutine shanty. I asked you how many fish you caught and your transitions lenses fogged up before you could answer. You really handled that Dewalt battery powered auger with the skill and precision. Drop me a line...hook and sinker...

When: Wednesday, March 4, 2026

Where: Perkins Pier, Burlington

I saw a: Man

I am a: Gender non-conformist

Date posted: Friday, March 6, 2026

Chatted briefly with you on the summit of Camel's Hump the morning of the eclipse as I pet your shepherd-type dog. I was with friends but wish I had lingered more. Saw you again as we raucously came back down the trail. I liked your energy and your gappy smile :) Want to hike sometime?

When: Tuesday, March 3, 2026

Where: Camel's Hump

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Wednesday, March 4, 2026

We locked eyes after a wrestler flew into the audience at the last GMW show at the Barre Elks. Are you going to Shamrocks & Headlocks on the 15th? I will buy you some chicken tendies and we can watch the beefcakes go at it. You were wearing a John Cena T-Shirt. Can I snap into your Slim Jim, ooooyeahhh?

When: Sunday, February 1, 2026

Where: WinterSlam III, Barre Elks Lodge

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Wednesday, March 4, 2026

What a surprise to have such a great conversation, the connection completely caught me off guard. I want to hear more about your experiences, your disdain for the cold weather - all of it!
It would be great to meet and brainstorm how we can continue to keep up this facade of acting like adults, or maybe some fun things to do when nicer weather is here? I hope so.

When: Sunday, March 1, 2026

Where: Williston Road, South Burlington

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Monday, March 2, 2026