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I'm a / We're a...:
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Man
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Current Status:
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Single
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Looking for:
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Casual Dating, Long-term Relationship
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Body Type:
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Why select in advance?
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Eyes:
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Blue
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Height:
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6' 0"
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Hair Type:
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Brown, Grey
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Age:
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65
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Seeks:
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Woman for Dating
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Education:
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Some college
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Political Leanings:
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Democrat, Green, Independent, Progressive
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City:
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Milton
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Occupation:
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Human
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Have Children:
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No
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Want Children:
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Not Sure
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Smoking:
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Never
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Drinking:
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Socially
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Drugs:
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Never say never
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I get around town via: Car, Walk
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My dietary preferences are: Conscious Omnivore
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I spend my free time: Reading, Creating, Watching movies, Dining out
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Some Guy...
I come from an A-Frame in Santa Cruz under lawn sprinklers a cup of coffee dozens of civic centers and coliseums sad apartments in Syracuse that I thought were funky grammar school hallways filled with green absorbent janitor crystals a dozen kitchens streamy with dishwashers, sweaty with labor a college study carrell under a pile of coats at UC Berkley a suburban house with a burnt bedroom floor behind a laptop filled with screenplay words behind an edit room door a movie set that assembled free of budget money one jetway, then another, and another cruise ships that I now feel guilty about my favorite pub a dissolved home, an atomized family and a broken relationship a parade of awkward dates a series of uncomfortable mattresses better and better cars a giant press room that printed a small newspaper under a hydro power station three houses I never owned a delivery van taking produce to a prison a house on Cape Cod, where eventually I was welcome a warehouse full of mountaineering equipment a church where I played music of my favorite bands in my head until it was time to leave O’Connell Street in Dublin, Shop Street in Galway, Barracks Street in Loughrea a series of couches in front of a parade of TV sets behind a law mower a sign shop and artists studio a beach full of horseshoe crabs a small Caribbean city the 79th Street subway station; the 1 or the 3 train the shadows of a high school a TV studio that I can’t remember the location of a record store in Amherst shopping malls – against my will a hospital room where no one told me anything an orange grove in California a kennel in California a storefront makeshift sleeping shelter in California a transient hotel in California a roadside tequila stand in Yucatan a language school in Seville terminal five at JFK a cathedral high above Montreal the worst motel in Las Vegas a stream beside my house, filled with my little green army men wading ashore a dirty pit under train tracks the roof of a grammar school the edge of the Erie Canal the middle of the Atlantic Ocean the wheel of a Canadian Americas Cup yacht (retired) the San Francisco city jail (visiting) a motel room across from the Grateful Dead’s studio the outskirts of Flagstaff a couch in a room on the 10th floor of the math building at UC Berkley with a balcony overlooking the Golden Gate Bridge the 9th floor of an apartment building on the Upper West Side. Wish I was there now. a bus in the middle of the night, between Wyoming and Nebraska a plane circling the San Juan airport a lawn chair under very large shrubs, looking at a vegetable garden the movie theater a few old towns in Slovienia around a thousand corners
People always tell me I'm... Smarter than I look.
I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are MAGA and racist types
On a Saturday night you will most likely find me ask me Sunday
I couldn't live without oxegen
The first section I turn to in Seven Days is the cartoons
My ideal partner would be in the 35 to 65 age range.
The quickest way to my heart is allowing me to yours The quickest way to my bed is treat me right, same as your's hopefully And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked I don't know...scrambled with spinach? Coddled??
Cow's milk or Soy milk
Steak or Sushi
Microbrew or Bud
Murphy's Law or Karma
Black or Cream & sugar
PC or MAC
Fox News or The Daily Show
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