Seven Days Personals - Introducing: Vermonters

... is doin' the same thing over and over and expecting different results, soooo ...
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WHAT I HOPE FOR: Someone whose hand I want to hold ... everything else will flow from there.
ME:
• Down to earth, heart of a child of the 60s/70s
• Young at heart; I don’t look, feel, or act my age
• Great sense of humor!
• “Desiderata" moves me
• Prefer jeans over suits (but can rock one)
• Gregarious, socially adept; but less is more, and I need my time
• Affectionate, passionate
• Left of center, but politically independent
• And, I believe that at the root of all our problems are over-population, religion, and social media
I have a sense of humor ranging from George Carlin ("God is an imaginary friend for adults") ... to Rodney Dangerfield ("My sex life's so bad my waterbed's called the Dead Sea") ... "Moral fiber leads to ethical s**t” ... and if the world was a logical place, it would be men who ride side saddle. If we meet and you don't get my sense of humor, it'll be the longest date of your life!
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YOU:
• Independent, well-grounded
• Good-hearted, honest, open and good communicator
• Natural beauty, natural inclinations, barefoot
• Socially liberal and values intellectual stimulation
• Fun-loving, affectionate, passionate
• And, a great sense of humor!
• Don't wear jeans as a fashion statement instead of as a lifestyle; use "writ large," the kale of word salad; eat only sustainable home-made organic tofu; or chant ritual Tibetan raps naked in the woods while a centaur plays a pan flute. (Well, the naked in the woods part's okay.)
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WE:
• Enjoy our time together, and figure out the rest as we go along.
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But, a serious parameter: No Trump supporters. If you are, check for polyps while you’re up there.