Seven Days Personals - Introducing: Vermonters

So many near misses. He said it wouldn't be easy. Since we never were could we try to be this year? Too many have claimed to be who they're not causing more chaos and harm. I never went into the woods and you never came to me

When: Thursday, December 31, 2026

Where: everyone else

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Monday, January 5, 2026

Like Cathy and Heathcliff,
We are eternally doomed.
No matter how many women
You try to fill the hole I left
In your heart,
None will fit quite like me.
Whatever our souls are
Made of, yours and mine
Are the same.
Except you’re a monster
Who won’t be tamed.

When: Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Where: Bakers

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Saturday, March 7, 2026

I don’t wish you any ill will,
And I’m glad you cut things off for good.
It’s something I couldn’t do myself.
But I still think of you every single day.
I check in with your mom on occasion.
I miss the girls too.
When you think of me, please remember the good stuff.
I’m trying to as well.
At least it’s getting easier instead of harder
To live without you.
Be well, my long lost werewolf.

When: Sunday, May 17, 2026

Where: Cambridge

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Thursday, May 7, 2026

I Spy a curly-haired carpenter on Lime Kiln Road. You were outside working on a porch in a white T-shirt with what looked like a chop saw. I slowed down to take a closer look, but I didn’t want to drive by twice because I was afraid you would notice me, and I’m pretty shy. Your curls caught my eye, and I’ve always had a thing for a handyman. I’d love to get to know you. Can we meet for a walk sometime?

When: Tuesday, May 12, 2026

Where: on Lime Kiln Road in Charlotte

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Tuesday, May 12, 2026

A Very nice gentleman was encountered at the Barre Re-Store. I enjoyed the fact that we bumped into each other at least four times and you excused yourself every time. I said "You're fine" and you quipped it was because that you worked out. I said "I like you're cattitude". I looked you in the eyes and saw your very nice hair and you were holding a large assortment of tangled yarn skeins. I'm extremely curious about you. If you are looking for a friend this is where we can start.

When: Monday, May 4, 2026

Where: Barre ReSOURCE

I saw a: Man

I am a: Man

Date posted: Monday, May 4, 2026

We were at Shaw's in Randolph near closing time on Friday, 5/1. You apologized sweetly for stepping back near my cart, even though it was absolutely fine. Your look was so kind and open. I smiled. We passed each other in another aisle, but I was out of gas from the week and couldn't think of anything to say (also, I might have been starstruck from our earlier encounter). Can we shop together?

When: Friday, May 1, 2026

Where: Shaw's, Randolph

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Costco Wednesday 4/29. You were the pretty lady sitting in the eye care department. I was the guy with the empty cart checking you out (when I wasn’t checking out the big screen tvs). Pretty sure I caught you checking me out too. I hope I didn’t give off the stalker vibe, but you really looked familiar. Have you seen me before?
If you’re not another stalker and you were in fact checking me out, reply here and tell me your name.

When: Wednesday, April 29, 2026

Where: Costco

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Friday, May 1, 2026

Bullying & verbally assaulting your disabled child & your disabled neighbor is indefensible, as is spreading untrue & juvenile gossip throughout the building. The impulsive choice you made to immediately file a police report—despite not having witnessed the situation—instead of having a simple, civil conversation with me was irresponsible & damaging. I hope you take the opportunity to address the unresolved anger driving your intentionally harmful actions! In the words of Stormzy: Do Better!
Karma

When: Friday, April 24, 2026

Where: Winooski

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Wednesday, April 29, 2026

City Market South cafe around 10:30 on Wednesday April 21st, you were sitting by the windows enjoying the Spring sunlight and sharing a bit of food with a young girl companion (a daughter, maybe?). I breezed through the room far too quickly despite an urge to linger intensified by an intriguing detail that sparked my curiosity: a Claddagh ring worn in a rather intentional way. I should have inquired. Maybe you’ll grant a chance to amend my error.

When: Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Where: City Market South

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Wednesday, April 22, 2026

You know what that means. Here's to (at least) 16 more years spending copper to build sub-optimal, non-synergistic decks filled with curses, estates and safety duchys. We've got long to go before that third supply pile runs out, either way I'll have more victory points :)

When: Friday, April 17, 2026

Where: in the hinterlands

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Thursday, April 16, 2026