Seven Days Personals - Introducing: Vermonters

Bullying & verbally assaulting your disabled child & your disabled neighbor is indefensible, as is spreading untrue & juvenile gossip throughout the building. The impulsive choice you made to immediately file a police report—despite not having witnessed the situation—instead of having a simple, civil conversation with me was irresponsible & damaging. I hope you take the opportunity to address the unresolved anger driving your intentionally harmful actions! In the words of Stormzy: Do Better!
Karma

When: Friday, April 24, 2026

Where: Winooski

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Wednesday, April 29, 2026

I went to Crow Bookstore to see if they were hiring. While there, I was left speechless at how pretty you were. I awkwardly complimented your sweater, and hastily left. I wish I was able to get to know you a little better, either romantically or just as friends.

When: Thursday, April 16, 2026

Where: Crow Bookshop

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Friday, April 24, 2026

City Market South cafe around 10:30 on Wednesday April 21st, you were sitting by the windows enjoying the Spring sunlight and sharing a bit of food with a young girl companion (a daughter, maybe?). I breezed through the room far too quickly despite an urge to linger intensified by an intriguing detail that sparked my curiosity: a Claddagh ring worn in a rather intentional way. I should have inquired. Maybe you’ll grant a chance to amend my error.

When: Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Where: City Market South

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Wednesday, April 22, 2026

You missed me you'd find a way to be near me again. You wouldn't weaponize me. And you'd allow me to move one. You've slept with enough other people and done enough deplorable action. I got the hint the first time. You wouldn't have "a suitable replacement". You wouldn't send others to have me contemplate building and creating a life just to have them tell me what I'm feeling isn't real.

When: Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Where: somewhere

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Friday, April 17, 2026

Just moved to the area recently and I swear I keep seeing the same girl everywhere.
Short blonde, mesmerizing eyes, and a smile to die for… the kind that catches you off guard and sticks with you way longer than it should.
Spotted you at Mallets Bay Price Chopper, again on a hike a few days later, and pretty sure downtown this week too. At this point I’m starting to think it’s not a coincidence but we're actually meant to be. Wanted to see if you wanted to get chunky monkey ice cream sometime? Its my favorite!

When: Friday, April 10, 2026

Where: all over area

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Thursday, April 16, 2026

You know what that means. Here's to (at least) 16 more years spending copper to build sub-optimal, non-synergistic decks filled with curses, estates and safety duchys. We've got long to go before that third supply pile runs out, either way I'll have more victory points :)

When: Friday, April 17, 2026

Where: in the hinterlands

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Thursday, April 16, 2026

You: black and white flannel. Me: used to have the same flannel, but with a hood. I meant to ask if you wanted to be thrifting buddies but too shy to ask for your number.

When: Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Where: Hardwick Village Restaurant

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Thursday, April 16, 2026

I admired you in your sexy white knit dress from short distances (was I too obvious?) You were with a small group of 3-4 adults and a couple of kids. I’m an older gentleman with gray hair and a beard and that night was wearing a cream-colored shirt under a black vest. I hope to see you there again on a DSP night as the weather warms up.

When: Wednesday, March 18, 2026

Where: Zenbarn, Waterbury

I saw a: Woman

I am a: Man

Date posted: Tuesday, April 14, 2026

You: Fit and fun, school counselor who speaks Hungarian(?)
Me: Running buddy at mile 8 until you took off
Are you out there? Let’s get a drink!

When: Saturday, April 11, 2026

Where: Half Marathon Unplugged in Burlington

I saw a: Man

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Sunday, April 12, 2026

I saw this BEAUTIFUL couple at Scout in the ONE with INSANE chemistry on Town Meeting Day. Sparks were FLYING. I'm guessing they were in the early stages cause I had butterflies just lookin' at them. Man looked smitten like a kitten towards his lil lady. Like Clark Kent & Louis Lane but Vermonty. Girly was wearing a green & blue plaid jacket. Anyways, wishing y'all the best. Can I get an invite to the wedding?

When: Tuesday, March 3, 2026

Where: Scout ONE

I saw a: Couple

I am a: Woman

Date posted: Wednesday, April 8, 2026